A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.
Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"
Anal Emma: "Why?"
Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
Anal Emma: "Why?"
Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
by HAFSNT December 9, 2012
Get the Ride Captain Ridemug. First, the backstory. Captain America became a superhero when he was given a supersoldier serum by the army. He was immediately endowed with superhuman strength and endurance.
Now the definition:
When someone is incredibly muscular that regular steroids could not have acheived such muscle size. Therefore, the person must be on the same pills that Captain America takes.
Now the definition:
When someone is incredibly muscular that regular steroids could not have acheived such muscle size. Therefore, the person must be on the same pills that Captain America takes.
"Holy shit have you seen jason's calves? the kid must be on captain america pills."
"i hate working out unlike captain america over there"
Kid 1- "he's so jacked if he makes a muscle it'll hit him in the eye"
Kid 2 "thats what the captain america pills'll do to ya"
"i hate working out unlike captain america over there"
Kid 1- "he's so jacked if he makes a muscle it'll hit him in the eye"
Kid 2 "thats what the captain america pills'll do to ya"
by jesus o'nazareth March 4, 2010
Get the Captain America Pillsmug. n., the most respected black guy (among many black guys) who controls and choreographs the other three, four, or more black guys who are gang-fucking an innocent white be-atch (who worships black dick and gets as much of it as she can every day) during a significant gangbang
EX: "As the gang threw the nude Wanda onto the air mattress, she looked at Dexter who seemed to be in control of her humiliation. 'Jeezus Christ!' she said to herself. 'Is Dexter one of those interracial gangbang captains she saw on the Internet interracial porn sites who directed all of his homies to fuck their white-girl victims until they couldn't walk anymore or until they took all their hot goo down their throats?' She hoped not. But, it didn't look very good."
by Ed Lambert July 21, 2006
Get the interracial gangbang captainmug. A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.
People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!
Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!
Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR
Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!
Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!
Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR
Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!
by George Micheal March 26, 2009
Get the Captain Date Rapemug. You do exactly what you know you shouldn't, and then when you get into trouble look to me for help. I am not captain save 'em!
by magikdraggon March 25, 2010
Get the captain save 'emmug. You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.
Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"
by Katie Kolosiekago May 23, 2007
Get the Captain Camel toemug. someone completely enthralled with themselves, good with kids (like really good), and over-uses the wink/gunshot gesture way too much. Speaks like a pirate and shoots out Awesomesauce when happy.
by Erin Molloy April 8, 2011
Get the Captain Badass McAwesomesaucemug.