California Blowjob

The act of opening ones urethra and blowing inside.

It ended with her giving me a california blowjob.

by Lube Guyballer February 27, 2010

California drivers

shitty fucking drivers

notorious for running stop signs and doing u-turns and shooting at eachother and leading the police on a highspeed car chases for 4 hours

the California driver is usually either a total redneck looking carnie or a black or hispanic gang banger fighting with his bitch

generally they are glue sniffing,paint huffing prison folk!

see rednecks or retards

by fuck off so-cal trailer trash June 5, 2004

TRACY CALIFORNIA

A small town in the valley. Part of Northern California not central enough to be called central valley. also known as The FILTHY 209. Tracy is known for its prison where the Mexican Mafia began. It is known for having gang activity. The place that SIR DYNO a NorteNo/Rapper is from. Tracy is known to have a lot of trafficking. Most crimes are not made public And most murderers are not found unless someone tells.

A small TRACY CALIFORNIA town next to the bay area. The place where all the people from the bay go when they're too broke to live in the bay.

by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

california hubcap

a huge western styled, jewel encrusted (usually rubies) rodeo belt buckle with event name, date, location, and winners name engraved ot it.

Bubba won this enormous California Hubcap in Bullriding at the rodeo last week

by P A J L October 29, 2007

California Song

1.A love song to the state of California.

2.An overplayed and overrated song about California.
3.Any song that talks about "California Dreaming" or "Californication" etc.
4.A "fuck you" song by Chicago band Local H to California and New York

Guy 1:Hey man, have you heard the latest Red Hot Chili Pepper CD?
Guy 2: PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS!!
Guy 2: And fuck New York too.

by Mister Self Destruct May 28, 2009

California Car-bomb

A non-alcoholic drink composed of the following:

4 Parts Arnold Palmer Tea
1 Part Organic Honey infused with Hashwax

Dude A: What did you say this was
Dude 2: It's a California Car-Bomb!

30 minutes later:

Dude A: I think i just defecated myself.
Dude 2: Most unparliamentary behavior Rutherford.

by A CALiFUCKiNFORNiAN April 29, 2011

California

A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.

- Ray how come you came back from California?

- I didn't belong there.

- Are you a racist though?

- No, I just call them as I see them.

by Peter Sniff Jr October 5, 2012