california cupcake

the act of giving anyone a swirly, then holding them down on the ground as you shit in there mouth, then ejaculate over the shit.

bullie says to friend" dude lets give that nerd a california cupcake"

by evan stewart February 20, 2009

California pickup

A convertible with the top down and loaded with goods, generally tall or bulky objects that will not fit in a closed vehicle.

"That privacy screen is too large to fit in my Crown Vic."
"True that, but it will fit in my California pickup."

by broogle March 22, 2009

California sundial

When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.

Does anybody wana get on my California sundial?

by J FaRgZz July 7, 2011

California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

by Ally-sahn May 24, 2012

California Tag Team

Much like the Canadian Tag Team, when you are fucking a girl and you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run to go get dressed without letting her know that some other guy is fucking her. You then proceed to walk in and see her reaction when she finds out another guy is fucking her.

Did u just fuckin california tag team me.

by sweatyNready January 8, 2014

california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.

California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.

by Genteel September 15, 2016

Californian Ice Sickle

The act of pissing into a thin tube, freezing it, and fucking someone with it until it melts.

Bro I did a Californian Ice Sickle on Jasmine last night. She Loved it.

by Niggerboiqueef December 5, 2016