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Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
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Get the California mug.A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
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Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
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