by Bc homeboy June 19, 2019
The area bordering some of the north part of St Louis City County (City Districts 5 and 6) within the jurisdiction and geography of St Louis County, Missouri. This includes Ferguson, Florissant, Bridgeton, Berkeley, Bellefontaine Neighbors, Riverview, Glasgow Village, Spanish Lake, Dellwood, Pine Lawn, Moline Acres, Castle Point, Normandy, etc. North St Louis County has some interesting history from radioactive waste being dumped at multiple sites to the stories of long term local families. Most of the municipalities in North St. louis county report crime rates both non violent and property that are higher than state averages for Missouri. This area is also heavily associated with black populations within the Metro area; however some areas like Bridgeton have maintained solid levels of black and white people for a decent amount of time with Census data without sharp declines of white populations like those noted in Normandy, Riverview, Glasgow, etc. The quality of public education is varied. Many landlords from out of state and sometimes out of country also mass-purchase properties in these communities without giving a damn about being responsible, and the properties get overtaken with crackheads and others who will become a neighborhood nuisance. There are many people who just can’t afford to move somewhere else but they are good people. Some parts of North County are also nice, and there are houses and neighborhoods that are safer within it.
Ex 1:
John: I honked at a Kia Optima that cut me off on Halls Ferry just to get flourished by a fourteen year old in a ski mask driving into work. He popped off a shot during my ride as I got onto 367 from Chambers.
Jermaine: John, you’re not in Chesterfield. This is North St Louis County. I told you to get the company life insurance not use it your first real day.
Ex 2:
Martina: Did you know there’s actually a decent little farmer’s market in Spanish Lake that sells raw honey made on site?
Derrick: I didn’t know we had stuff like that in North St Louis County!
Ex 3
Devin: I am a veteran who worked at Boeing in Berkeley for years until I developed a rare blood disorder that shortens my life expectancy to fifty from chemical exposure they did not disclose.
Ed: Leave it to a cooperation in North (St Louis) County to treat people like garbage and like your life doesn’t matter. Sorry, man.
John: I honked at a Kia Optima that cut me off on Halls Ferry just to get flourished by a fourteen year old in a ski mask driving into work. He popped off a shot during my ride as I got onto 367 from Chambers.
Jermaine: John, you’re not in Chesterfield. This is North St Louis County. I told you to get the company life insurance not use it your first real day.
Ex 2:
Martina: Did you know there’s actually a decent little farmer’s market in Spanish Lake that sells raw honey made on site?
Derrick: I didn’t know we had stuff like that in North St Louis County!
Ex 3
Devin: I am a veteran who worked at Boeing in Berkeley for years until I developed a rare blood disorder that shortens my life expectancy to fifty from chemical exposure they did not disclose.
Ed: Leave it to a cooperation in North (St Louis) County to treat people like garbage and like your life doesn’t matter. Sorry, man.
by mirikatz May 06, 2025
Used to be the meth capital of the world. It might still be. I don't know because I don't do meth.
As a consequence of habitual meth smoking by a plethora of it citizens, Noble County is full of toothless hillbillies.
As a consequence of habitual meth smoking by a plethora of it citizens, Noble County is full of toothless hillbillies.
Dustin: Dude this is some good meth. It tastes like the recipie I cook. Where did you get it?
Earl: My sister Amber lives in Noble County, IN and S'd some D for it. Are you saying...
Dustin: I had no idea your sister was Amber. This is awkward.
Earl: My sister Amber lives in Noble County, IN and S'd some D for it. Are you saying...
Dustin: I had no idea your sister was Amber. This is awkward.
by RexIsYellow February 03, 2015
A bunch of methheads get naked under a bridge while reading Jesse Stuart novels and listening to billy ray Cyrus then once the ritual is complete they start banging in a hardcore manner
I was strolling by the ol bridge when I seen a good ol greenup county gangbang goin on then I became the ring leader
by Professor dickstain April 12, 2023
Brazoria county is the most chaotically peaceful place. You will get cussed out on BC updates or taken in by a friend. The air is heavy, but you can never seem to get away.
by Rileygracie12 June 02, 2024
When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.
"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"
by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020
Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.
by WhiteRosesRed May 22, 2016