Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN

Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)

by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017

Peter Cottontail

The act of inhailing a fart cloud of cocaine from a woman's ass.

I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.

by Peter Cotton Tail26 March 15, 2017

bitch-cation

When your girlfriend or significant other is pissed at you, but instead of telling you why, she spends the next month or so seething silently with active bitch-face, criticizing everything you do - until she finally forgives you for what she's really mad about.

My wife took a real bitch-cation last week - she must have been mad about how I lost my job and I couldn't pay the mortgage this month.

by JESTER281 April 20, 2017

Toilet carton

A carton that you shit in if you don't have a toilet

Dude I don't have a toilet so I'll use this toilet carton

by Leora27 July 9, 2017