Bumps

A band from Portugal, five dumbasses making noise and getting kicked out of every single establishment.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.

Bro did you go to the Bumps concert last night?

DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY, THE BUMPS ARE THE SHIT

by Catipanga August 31, 2023

Bumping Parasols

A euphemism for lesbian goth sex.

Ophelia & Willow are totally bumping parasols. *gasp*

by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

Fist bumping

When you start fisting a girl in her pussy and then, with your other free hand, start fisting her up the asshole until your two hands meet inside her resulting in a "fist bump"

Yo bro i was fist bumping my girl last week, I felt my knuckles touch inside her

by fistbumper420 August 20, 2022

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

bump transfer

when an exchange is made thrgh bumping into someone while walking. in order to keep from being noticed, usually done with secret or illegal things.

david: you got the money

nick: yeah, you got the "goods"

david: yeah, but we cant exchange here, we'll bump transfer in the hallway after 5th period to avoid detection

by the castrator December 14, 2010