the battle of ni and pog to get ggers

which side

po: I DECLARE THE LAND OF GGERS IS MINE BY THE ALLPOWERFUL DECLARATION OF THIS TREATY OF LAND
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds

The flagship of battle royal games, took the world by storm when it first came out in early access. Gameplay consists of finding weapons and trying to kill other players. The game is a shitty mess, consisting of inconceivably horrible melee, shitty controls, shitty hitrec, literally millions of cheaters, ping abusers, and all the other scum of the gamer world. Brendon "player Unknown" greene made half a billion off of this steaming pile of shit and abandoned it in the early access phase, only implementing loot boxes (surprise!) before moving it to version 1.0

Dude: hey guy, want to go play Player Unknown's Battlegrounds?

Guy: fuck that shit, ill play fortnite, at least its a complete game

by Dicknipplesalad May 31, 2018

battlefield 1942

A crappy game. It's main amount of crappiness come from the fact that it's totally awesome and then wouldn;t work on my computer when I bought it.

Dude, I got BR1942 finally, but it's all screwy on my computer! DAMMIT!

by Dan June 13, 2004

Battlecat

A word used to describe a special Ginger blokes erection.

Carl - "I saw this lady with specs and massive hooters - it was a battlecat moment"

by Quiche25 March 30, 2009

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds is a Battle Royale game made by Tencent games. It is playable on PC, Mobile, and Xbox One. Often known as PUBG.

Aye dude wanna play some Player Unknown's Battlegrounds?

by jak3m3ns May 24, 2018

Battlefield 3

A first-person shooter video game released by Dice and published by EA in 2011. Although it's graphics and physics are some of the most advanced graphics and physics ever made, the game is ridden with bugs and glitches. The gameplay is an overdone attempt at realism that ended up being more frustrating that challenging. Most of the players are either typical gamer no-lives or military fanatics who WILL yell at you if you say something that doesn't go hand-in-hand with what they teach you in boot Camp. Not to mention that EA loves to release tons of downloadable content for BF3 (as it does for all of it's games). These DLCs give players who can afford to dish out $15 per DLC a ton of overpowered, exclusive weapons.

Reasonable person: I wish Battlefield 3 had the classic AK-47 instead of this weird 'AK-74M' thing.

Average BF3 player: DUDE THE AK-47 IS SUPER OUTDATED AND NO REAL MILITARY FORCE USES IT ARE U GAY OR SOMETHING

Reasonable person: Ok, but the 47 is much more recognizable and well-known to non-military people than the 74M. It's just plain cooler, that's all.

Average BF3 player: IF U WANT SOME UNREALISTIC SHIT GO PLAY COD, FUCKASS!

Reasonable person: <facepalm>

Game: 'Average BF3 player' killed 'Reasonable person' with 'overpowered DLC-only gun'

by Caesar31544 February 18, 2013

battle axe

An electric guitar that is to crappy to shred on and in thus used as a weapon.

I can't carry a gun so I decided to just carry around my battle axe!

by B1GR3D1 May 15, 2008