Piggy Bank

When someone treats you as their last resort, such that you are reduced to a piggy bank.

"I made plans with her a couple days ago but she bailed on me for some other friends."

"Bro you've gotta learn self-respect and stop being her piggy bank."

by squomm February 20, 2022

spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022

bank robbery

A beggar walk into a bank asking for free money, If u dont give it ur done.

A guy do a bank robbery and polices dont do shit about it

by missingno_kekw March 6, 2022

banks

A sexy ass bastard that gives no fucks about parents or rules. Guys, keep track of your girls or he WILL have intercourse with them and then kick your ass in the parking lot. This guy can slam beers like it’s water and wakes up in the morning pissing excellence

Banks, a fucking stud

by Joe 055 May 16, 2021

Banks-InOut

When a person is zoned into whatever they are doing, totally oblivious to another person talking to them. Unaware of an entire conversations being held.

Example- The Board Guy tells Banks that his unit is on fire. But he was Banks-InOut and didn't hear. While the rest of the shift heroically puts out the fire, and came back to the control room. Banks to this day, still never new anything had happened.

by LABops August 13, 2021

Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.

Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout

A campaign tactic whereby a sitting Prime Minister, dropping fast in the polls, appears at a northern Food Bank to act as if he cares about Indigenous kids - despite taking Indigenous kids to court after being found to have violated their Human Rights by a Federal Human Rights Tribunal.

Liberal Aide: "Oh my God, I'm going to have to move back in with my mom, we're polling at 29%!"

Trudeau: "Don't worry, we're going to pull a Frobisher Food Bank Fakeout. They'll never know what hit them."

by Nuliayuk August 29, 2021