BAnk

A combination of having a bath and masturbating from 30 minutes to 2 hours.

Made by combining words bath and wank

-Where is Josh?
-Dunno, I’ve seen him an hour ago with a towel, shampoo and hand cream.

-He must be having a BAnk

by David Ya February 6, 2019

bop a baby bank

The abortion clinic

Sarah: I'm pregnant...

Johnny: Are you getting an abortion?

Sarah: Yea I'm going to the bop a baby bank tomorrow.

by sidthesquid420 February 9, 2021

hest bank

Neighboring Morecambe, the place full of pensioners and overpriced londis'. No-one has ever really heard of it, the lost village of England.

"yo where you from them?"
"Hest Bank man"

"so Morecambe then?"
"oh golly gosh no deer, i come from Hest Bank darling."

POSH TWATS REALLY

by avatarbendersenthusiast December 12, 2014

monty banking

So it's basically messing around. Or badly performing gymnastics indoors.

"Stop monty banking!!" Said the mother to the daughter as she backflipped off a table.

by A thousand percent true February 21, 2017

bank fidy

getting proper good internet

man we are so getting bank fidy net tomorrow.

by confused brother August 8, 2012

I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

stripper bank

A box under your bed filled with dirtier than usual 1's, 5's, and 20's that smell of butt sweat. The money may also appear to glitter from the lotion, glitter, and bodily bodily fluids they picked up during the transaction in which they were acquired.

Porsche was shocked to hear that the lender a picture of the money from her stripper bank as proof of funds to close her transaction.

by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015