Half Shaft

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft

Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”

by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020

Cover and a Half

A fat girl admitted into a club.

"Damn, due to fire codes, that bitch should be counted as TWO girls... she's a Cover and a Half!"

by Sue Im January 14, 2008

Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.

OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀

by ppveryhard April 22, 2020

half munter

Not quite a full munter, but definitely not an attractive lady. A lady right in the middle of ugliness and beauty.

One you'd tackle once the beer googles have been applied. Say, after about 6/7 pints.

Blimey look at that half munter. if nothing comes along that's better then I may be persuaded at the end of the night.

by delta89 August 24, 2004

half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt

Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????

by globro13016 September 8, 2016

half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.

Welfare hits half a month

by sleepy254 March 30, 2016

half of 30

Said to people of the age of 15. Is a sign of respect and of maturity. It shows that you have friends, if someone says this to you

when someone just turned 15, you have to say "You're half of 30
". Because that's what everyone says

by Darien.chung July 24, 2017