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Evan

Well we're do I begin, most definitely the most down to earth human being I have ever encountered with multiple personas wich all come out of love even the one slinging dope lurping with L learning to love herself so she can love him 100% the way he deserves . He is a rapchat capper because he knows he really can sing like an angel or better than sublime he has a smile that will make you wett your pants and a dick so Bigg you are going to eventually throw up on it I don't care if you have no gagg reflexes or teeth. Funny is a understatement , his humor has swagg that will get any girl to drop their panties and their sisters too ! Even the gay men want him too though he is just gonna finesse them out they cash while he drives in circles and purposely runs out of gas to spend more alone time with his girl. Gambling let's just say he's got it figured out........ He always wins in the end . The depth of this Evan goes deep he will always keep u guessing and he is no dummy he will do you right. Don't fold under pressure and did I mention he beats the pussy like rocky and makes love like every girl dreams to have and never gets cuz he's all mine . The rest remains unseen because its us vs you . Evan I love you. Morality you bring out the best ! You are magically delicious and my lucky charm.. if you get Evan there is none like mine.
Oh look their goes Evan and Alexis, they are winning again.
Damn Evan is so sweet.
by Highon you February 12, 2023
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UNCLE EVANED

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.
by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021
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evan thompson

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days
by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021
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Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.
Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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Evan

Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.
by ananumus124263454567 February 23, 2024
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Evan

Evan is a ery humble person who is awesome at pool table because he always shoots his shot and never misses
My friend's an Evan
by Milf attractor June 21, 2021
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Evan

Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.

The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
John hurt Stacey's feelings and in response Stacey's told john " ohh gosh you are such an evan"
by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024
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