August

If You Were Born in August Your Parents Fail No Nut November

P1:I was Born on August

P2: Your Mom and dad Failed You lmao
P1 What do you mean
P2 It Takes 9 Months For a Baby to Be born and 9 Months from November is August Which mean you mom and Dad Failed No Nut November

by KingPlays November 6, 2019

august

the month taylor swift created

“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”

by emmas.version September 3, 2021

August 12th 2003

Gayest person alive with the biggest blackest willy ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: bro how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is August 19th which just so happens to be my son's birthday as well." I say as I am receiving a blumpkin in a public restroom.

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

August 19th

International Blumpkin Day

"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th

by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022

August 10th

National watch 7 lions with Steph day

August 10th is national watch 7 lions woth Steph day.

by Browntown32 August 10, 2024

August 5th

National ask all the single boys out you know day!

Girl: Will you go out with me?

Boys: No

Girl: Good! It's national ask out all single boys you know day, I didn't like any of you!

Hi, it's August 5th!

by maximumtwitchprim3 August 5, 2021