When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.
by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006
When you pick someone out from a crowd and then target them to be your friend. Not in a stalker way, because following them does not ensue, rather you just dedicate your night to engaging them in conversation and becoming their close personal friend.
by Friskybusiness February 24, 2013
an ambiguous way of saying "sex partner." sounds really nerdy when people know what you're talking about.
So, he's fucking that chick over there? Yeah, you didn't know? She's his adult friend.
You look like you could use an adult friend.
My adult friend is so fun and flexble!
You look like you could use an adult friend.
My adult friend is so fun and flexble!
by AdultFriend September 18, 2010
When all of your friends are ignoring you or "lost their phones", seemingly in an organized fashion. you feel shitty about yourself as apparently you aren't worth talking to or hanging out with.
Joe "i guess i know who my real friends are, Travis and Erik haven't called me back in 2 straight days even though they've both been updating their facebook statuses from their blackberrys. I've been friend boycotted."
by FCKERS July 07, 2010
Friends who like each other in "that" way but are too busy to do anything about it. Being nervous plays a big role in it, they are also scared that they will fuck up their current relationship. It can also be referred to as Friends with Mutual Attraction.
Although Steve and I are awkward friends, we both have a crush on each other, too bad he doesn't have the balls to ask me out on a date.
by VengefulWolf October 25, 2013
The person who searched this, if your name is Adrien... I have a feeling you should know this. MARINETTE IS LADYBUG, YOU ARE CHAT NOIR AND YOUR DAD IS A BALDY JUST LIKE YOU: HAWKMOTH. ASPIK IS BALD. see like father like son. Anyway, if you are Gabriel Agreste, I want you to know. She is not just an assistant. SHut UP ✋ ok. if you are a stranger hello and goodbye. I will never see you again.
by Just A Friend 😀🔫 June 13, 2021
An anyway friend is the one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they’ve been through with you, they love you anyway.
Out of nowhere, she told me that when she grew up, she wanted to marry me. So I said, “Why?” And she looked up at me and she said, “Because, Daddy, you are my anyway friend.” - Private Practice
by Keyls.. May 23, 2010