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Ammon

Gayest little piece-of-shit fag you'll ever meet but also really fucking tall and hot. Gets all the girls somehow despite being a homo.
Ammon: My rizz is actually OP, you know that right? I had like 100-something girls talking to me at once.
Me (Brendan): Uh huh, sure buddy. (He likes men)
by BigStinkStinky November 14, 2023
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almonie

almonie is a sensitive kindhearted girl who is shy but social and talkative at times . almonie needs another's approval often to feel happy or loved and appreciated . sometimes they are overly sensitive and to open-hearted to the wrong people but are a easy forgiving and loving person when needed.
almonie doesn't like to do group work .
by 4lmon89. November 19, 2023
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Almond milk

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off
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aarmoni

someone: “hey look at aarmoni”
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Among US

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Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
by dihanov October 29, 2024
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Almond Boyfriend

An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.

You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.

A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
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