sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes
by Seth Bauserman September 30, 2006
When you're dirty dancing with a chick who's on her cycle and she gets menstrual blood on or around the knee area of your pants
man 1: Did you see frank? His pants are soaked in blood.
man 2: What, did he gat stabbed?!
Man 1: No, Jenna was just bumping and grinding on him and she didn't have a tampon
Man 2: Ooooh, he got wet knee'd. Why didn't you just say that?
man 2: What, did he gat stabbed?!
Man 1: No, Jenna was just bumping and grinding on him and she didn't have a tampon
Man 2: Ooooh, he got wet knee'd. Why didn't you just say that?
by deepinyomama69 July 25, 2008
by Mm1788 January 07, 2015
It's very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person involved has much more hair and more feces are involved.
by DWM777 June 28, 2009
Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.
"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"
"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?
by Adamthe K December 18, 2008
by Thotinator February 02, 2015
A pair of small, widely spaced, droopy breasts. The term originated in the Sierra Foothills of California about ten years ago. Inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.
by dirtytate June 28, 2006