Crap Music

Bad taste in music, typically what you and your friends blast on a Saturday afternoon. Aka your taste in music.

What do you think of my playlist?

It's crap music.

by Apple_21 January 25, 2019

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 2, 2020

throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.

Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)

by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021

Vonc crap

On discord there is this thing where you can talk to others using your voice

Does anyone want to vonc crap

by Soupwithextradog October 1, 2018

Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

Crap

What you say to avoid chores

I'm not doing his crap

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018