Chad

You're probably a big simp who is the worst leader of the football team! Chads are SIMP Horrible!

Hello Chad! Find more persons to simp for!

by NathanChats November 18, 2021

Chad

A Chad is a very desirable male, often referred to as a sexy beast.

That new guy in shipping is a total chad.

by inkdgranny April 1, 2021

Chad

The male equivalent of a Karen.

Look at that Chad, it’s being such a fucking Karen!

Did you hear what Chad did this morning, he was demanding a refund from the local garden supply store after he killed all his plants with weed killer, Chad went full Karen!

by billodi33 July 6, 2021

Chad Sparck

A greedy Jew. That usually appears in a security director uniform. It typically spends its free time on grinder while masturbating excessively.

Did you see that Chad sparck?

by Joemamasmells August 5, 2025

closet chad

A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.

"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."

by karminova May 21, 2018

chad winfield

A greasy haired Ad Nidalee main that loves men and has a tiny penis.

"Hey guys it's your boy Chad Winfield here bringing you the latest and greatest in video game technology!"

by Tickler1243215423 April 13, 2014

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022