Pocket Fucker

This word is a derogatory term to explain an inflamed Liberal person. I used it once to describe my friend, John, and it seems to have caught on within my group of friends. I refer to the Far-Left, as "pocket fuckers" because they like to fuck you RIGHT where it hurts, in the pocket (more specifically, the one holding your money).

"Hey, you know what, this guy is a real pocket-fucker! He won't even tip the waitress, then wants me to give him money to buy some cigarettes."

"Why can't these fucking pocket fuckers realize that we need to stop taxing and start acting!"

"Pocket fucking liberals. Can't live with them because the air isn't clean enough, can't shoot them because there aren't any guns."

by KentPsych018 March 5, 2010

Hot Pocket

Slang word for vagina

Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.

by TheAllAmericanPreacher May 6, 2015

Pizza Pocket

When a man or woman works out really hard at the gym and doesn't take a shower or re-apply deodorant for a few hours. He/she marinates in this smell which eventually turns into a salty, soupy smell, exactly like a pizza pocket.

Damn, Chuck! Have you showered? You smell like a pizza pocket!

by LDP0926 August 31, 2013

pocket soccer

A one player or 2 player game you play by using a guy's pants pocket and playing with his balls. Aim of the game is to make the guy cum.

Girl 1: I wanna play some pocket soccer

Girl 2 : Me too. Let's use that guy standing there. It will be a long hard game tho

by JohnnyTesticles69 April 22, 2019

cookie pocket

another term used for vagina.

i keep action figures in saras' cookie pocket.

by japjew October 7, 2008

douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

by Kat January 1, 2004

Pocket pingis

Pocket pingis is when you play with your genitals with one or two hands in the pockets. Nobody know why people does this but both male and females does it and it even some animals does it. A theory is that it feels good and you most often do it without thinking about it. It has nothing to do with masturbation.

Did you see Jim play pocket pingis before?

by Christoffer L June 22, 2008