I need to do my homework

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE

BEST BAND EVER

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"

by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021

Kiss my shiny metal ass

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

by Vash September 24, 2004

Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

by kingbruin May 21, 2011

oH mY gOsh eDucAte yOuRseLf

When two bitches went to ace con and we’re rude to Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie. And now has become a meme.

Seb: who’s tessa?
Bitch:HIS DOG OH MY GOSH EDUCATE YOURSELF

by Thotcheetopuffs July 7, 2018

Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

peace out with my piece out

The act of leaving a situation or a scenario dramatically with your fingers in the shape of guns pointed in the air, or blasting away imaginary bullets at others around you.

ALTERNATELY:

your piece may refer to a glass smoking pipe.

Alright fellas, I've had enough to drink tonight. I'm going to peace out with my piece out!

by Kid Cutty October 30, 2010