national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

by Raiyu November 16, 2021

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

Straight up Bourne shit

When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.

Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"

Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"

Manny "Dude check me out"

Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building

Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"

by MannyET December 16, 2009

Run me your shit

Run me your shit is another way of saying give me everything you have Used in slang mainly in England in places like Birmingham Essex or Milton Keynes normally in dodgy back streets when you are getting mugged on the street in England by someone.

Roadman: RUN ME YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW FAM OR ILL SHANK YOU BRUV!
You: please don't kill me I have a wife and kids.
Roadman: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Pigeon Squad March 1, 2022

am i a piece of shit

yes yes u are

"am i a piece of shit"

"yes"
-mom

by GoDieInAHoleUPieceOfShit September 20, 2020

Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

by shitgiver April 15, 2015

Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.

Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."

by DopeManDog July 28, 2016