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fuck shit ass

A phrase usually stated when in anger or disbelief.
by Gusto June 14, 2003
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Keep fucking that chicken

Expression, 21th century American English

1) An expression o encourage one to continue with an undesirable or menial task.
Steve: I have ton of paperwork to do.

Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.
by charles chicken September 19, 2009
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Unshaven Ape Fuck

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"
by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009
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Misty Fuck Slap

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.
Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.
by Brisk222 July 14, 2009
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chat the fuck up

a notice for someone to keep talkin...the new version of 'no way' and 'you dont say'
ed: you know whats crazier...he took the money and had them pay him for it...

dave:chat the fuck up bruv!
by ed the Word October 5, 2009
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fuck you in the neck

To penetrate an individual with your dick in the region of the body connecting your head to your body.
by HOF Mac June 11, 2008
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fuck-me-honey

a quality (or trait) of a person that plays on a person's sexual sences. Lately this trait has been used and exploited extensively to cause viewers (usually male) to "think with their dicks" instead of their brains.
1. believe it or not, I was doing research for a college arts class paper and I was paging thru some old back copies of Rolling Stone magazine. A female journalist described Keith Richards as the "brilliant Rolling Stones guitarist" who sings a tune lead (once in a blue moon) with a "fuck-me-honey" voice. Yeah, that's right.(!)

2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...

3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five

She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...

DON HENLEY


4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
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