Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).

'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'

by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

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Money wife

she fine
she bad
she’s the best you ever had
BUT SHE FINNA COST A BAG

That’s Nicole, she’s my money wife

I’m not tryna be ya baby mama, but i could be your money wife

by Nixmas October 2, 2019

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Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022

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Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

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Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!

Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx

by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022

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Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

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