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Van Z

1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.

2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022
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Do Van Tuan Tu

a common name in Vietnam, used to describe a weirdo
Hey! Do you know that guy over there. He's Do Van Tuan Tu Oh My God
by Shin Suketa December 29, 2022
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Van Dilly

An inquiry, or an alert to someone about a subject at hand or a previously scheduled activity between two individuals is starting.
**Elon Musk tweets that Twitter is implementing rate limits.**

Response:
Elon. Van Dilly.

OR

**The game Bob wanted to watch with his dad is starting. His dad texts him.**

Text from dad:

Bob. Van Dilly.
by RobTheConqueror July 5, 2023
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Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
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van mode

the act of using a vehicle to harass, scare, or kill civilians.
I’m about to go van mode on these kids.
by hannah10e August 22, 2023
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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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Van Thawng

the name Van Thawng came from a Chin warrior who led and united all the Chin tribes to fight the Japanese invasion a long time ago, it was confirmed that he killed about 5,000 Japanese warriors. Van Thawng later died by his own warrior in the second commander called Scar Eye Lian.
strong warrior

Van Thawng
leader

smart
by LunaticGunatic September 21, 2023
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