safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018

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Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

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NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.

Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".

by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019

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Her hair looks long and healthy; she must use Organic Touch Beauty.

by instagramuser001 August 9, 2022

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Touch touch attention

When your girl wants physical attention but not sexually

Girl: touch touch attention

Boy: *rubs her back*
Girl: *purrs in love*

by Girl worlds June 2, 2020

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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.

Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

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