Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 09, 2023

touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience

"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 18, 2025

The touch

When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.

Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”

by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018

Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

Touch dictionary

noun
Dictionary for the Nintendo DS

Alternative name: Touch Dic

Touch Dictionary is useless in today's world

by Lucasfergui1024 December 07, 2023

touching a bee

When students go to the school bathroom to Juul. Also used when people are so buzzed they mentally fly to Tanzania or other parts of the world.

Shaafay: What's wrong with MB?
Mohssine: Oh don't mind him, he was touching a bee and is in Tanzania right now.

by theForbesList February 11, 2019

Toe touches

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

by LiveLoveLaughyes July 09, 2021