looyisana swamp stomp

A sex act; You and your partner are completely nude, with the exclusion of army boots. You head on down to the untamed Looyisana Bayoo, And perform a three-way with a 12 foot gator.

John Doe: Annie wanted a little more excitement with sex, so I Looyisana Swamp Stomped her!

by Here_Comes_The_King March 10, 2014

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Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this

by Walkerjet April 11, 2020

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Swamp Stomper

Gigantic Whitetail Buck. Trophy Buck, Wall Hanger.

I set up my deer stand at the edge of the woods hoping to get a glimpse of the swamp stomper as he came out to feed.

by Davegill950 January 14, 2022

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A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

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Swamp Cactus

theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .

"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

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