Lost as a ghost

When you find yourself completely and utterly lost, either geographically, intellectually, or emotionally. This phrase comes from the idea that when a ghost wakes up, it is entirely disoriented, and may utter the phrase, "Wow, I'm so lost".
GhostTina: "OH my gosh, where am I?!"
GhostRory: "Tina! You're a ghost!"
GhostTina: "Wow. I'm so lost!"

Ghost Rory: "Yeah, Tina, there's an expression for that. Al ice calls it being 'lost as a ghost'"
by al ice July 13, 2016
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ghost pooper

The one who mysteriously lays a douce in an office that is not his and is never identified.
I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.
by jcam1980 January 15, 2014
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Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”
by Pseudonah October 02, 2018
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Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.
I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.
by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020
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ghost mom

A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.

A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.
by McEEK May 08, 2016
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ghost chow

When you go down on a girl and get your friend to sneak in without her noticing and eat her out while you make noises, then come up and put your balls in her face while your friend is still giving her that sweet sweet
Me and Tyler performed a totally sweet ghost chow on Emily yesterday, she almost had a heart attack and died!
by Lil cumrag April 11, 2020
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ghost donut

when you get really fucking high and when you start to eat a krispy kreme donut and then next minute, it goes missing.
dude1: oh shiit!! LOL i finished my krispy kreme donut ?

dude2: thats a ghost donut....narley
by teej and mt October 19, 2010
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