Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.
Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.
by Jeffrey the juice man February 02, 2019
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run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick
Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?
by A!@#$%^&*() November 12, 2015
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Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 15, 2023
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Moon-bat

A bat from the moon
by Rubbertoechicken June 07, 2019
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seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat
by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017
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Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.
I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…
by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022
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chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off
I feel like i wanna chuck a bat
by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 11, 2024
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