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Virginia beach

Worst big city in the US. This city sucks and WILL make you depressed. It is super lame here and everybody is just copies of each other. If you are even slightly unique in VB they will call you weird and make fun of you.

Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
Yo you're from virginia beach?

Yeah
Wow is that why you have depression?
Yes
by martha64725134 October 7, 2020
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mr. beach

A child rapiist at york suburban who touched one of the volleyball girls his favorite subject is HTML
White boy "did you hear about what happened to mr. Beach"

White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"

White boy "Lol kys"
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labrewna beach

Two gals taking on this crazy world one day at a time.
Gal 1: Is it labrewna beach?
Gal 2: Yes! I'll get the beer.
by justagalbeingagal September 21, 2017
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Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017
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Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne
Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.
by popnart May 19, 2017
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Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.
I've got a case of Beach AIDS
by Doogle33 June 16, 2017
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fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.
by Donn1980 November 12, 2017
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