Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Gold digger

A Woman who gets married to a person for the money.. does not care about him just cares about the money

Person 1: Dude my wife is a gold digger!!!
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: She almost quit work since i won the lottery and i have 1 million .. she wanted to spend 500k on makeup

by dontuseyourrealnamemate November 24, 2016

Gold beach

The town that will suck your soul dry of life where every corner has tweakers and homeless people and where you could go up to anyone and ask if they got drugs

Go damn gold beachiens

by May may#1 March 18, 2022

gold medal trunk

A top notch booty

what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!

by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015

Gold

When someone's dick it bulging out of their pans

Wow, he is (GOLD)

by avrios11 January 12, 2018

rolling gold

A quality series of shows that simply continues to pump out enjoyable episodes one after the other.

We binged the entire second season of Black Books last night, that series is rolling gold to watch.

by MannyMoreWine May 26, 2018

Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.

Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)

by ssolombra January 5, 2024