Boozey Text

The act of texting people you know after a night of drinking and wanting them to come to your house to continue to party.

Attention, "Boozey Text ", looking for people to come party at my house, see you soon.

by Drunk right now August 22, 2010

Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

Bottom text

We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone

Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend

by Es me November 6, 2017

Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)

"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"

by lexmasterflex11 December 2, 2009

postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

Whisper Text

A text you send to someone in the same room so other people won't know what you're talking about.

John sent Molly a whisper text so Cheryl wouldn't know about the party later that night.

by Kurtz24 November 4, 2010

Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.

1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.

by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011