Swamp dick

Sweaty crotch area after a big gaming session!

Damn ! I've got real swamp dick today !

by Sausages342 August 25, 2022

Swamp ass

Harris dockins

Harris dockins is a swamp ass.

by Swampass Mcgee July 13, 2018

Swamp Donkey

A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.

Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.

"There goes a Swamp Donkey! Should we shoot it, or kick it?"

by Slashback October 9, 2009

Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.

How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.

by Zynonn January 8, 2022

Swamp donkey

A dirty little weight truck that is tough and goes in the mud

Dirty little truck usually driven by a country boy that hunts and fishes in the souther Louisiana swaps. He is driving a swamp donkey that needs to be cleaned up!

by Country Fun truck May 15, 2018

Swamp Monster

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.

"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2018