Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024

Square Circle

No video after that last one Matt? Really. I FOR SURE thought I would get you with that one.

Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

Sleepy Square

A pillow

Can you go and get my sleepy square?

by TheBek June 26, 2021

square

a debit or credit card, sometimes associated with online fraud(clicking)

"yo? can you buy me a ticket to that concert, I'll pay you cash. I just don't have squares at the moment."

by the grobber 3000 August 13, 2019

square face cat

A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)

(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”

(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”

(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).

by Bumblebeetuna April 14, 2024

straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

galvanised square steel

Usually paired with eco friendly wood veneer and expansion screws to construct tiny 2 metre expensive homes.

Little Johnny couldn’t afford any galvanised square steel as he spent all of his funds on tiny houses.

by Hankbreakingbad June 17, 2024