Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl
Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth
by Welsh stuff August 06, 2019
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This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
by John0032 November 12, 2022
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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 02, 2021
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Soft cactus

A penis with no hair
I had sex with a soft cactus last night
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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soft maneater

Like a traditional maneater, but instead of chewing men up and spitting them out, a “soft maneater” will go back for seconds or maybe even left overs.
She’s a soft maneater, she’s gonna go on a date first.
by softmaneater January 10, 2025
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soft faced boy

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay
When your friend shows you his insta:
Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”
by Asssshhhh July 29, 2023
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