Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.

I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!

by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023

giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024

Salah salami

A short Indian from vollachia

He’s such a Salah salami man

by Kasjid December 5, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Guswami Salami

A sexual maneuver when an Indian guy puts his pork sword inside another man's penis with his tight little Indian boy butt.

Just got done with the Guswami Salami, it was a blast

by Wafflestompin06 May 8, 2024

robbery sale

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.

"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"

by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024

Tuco Salamanca

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuco Salamanca more like Tuco Salamancan do it

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 30, 2024