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Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.
Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.
by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023
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Mr Patrick

Worker for the Blubby Blab (we name it that so we dont get sued) He is working for JoloSolo#5371. BUT SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IS MR SPONGEBOB AND MR SQUIDWARD
Hey Mr Patrick heres your pay today
by JoloSolo#5371 November 5, 2020
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born
Yo lets get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Dickchewer69 December 16, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.
“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”
by Jeggingsandsocks May 28, 2022
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Patrick

The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer
Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer
by Yeszn April 6, 2019
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Patrick

He kinda smells hates Doritos and loves his jerky if you date him he’ll stare t you for an hour each day
by Firewood345 May 14, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is the best wide receiver he is very passionate for the thing he love Patrick will always make you feel better about yourself if he can not hold a grudge at all he is a very fun loving person
Girl 1# I hate my life

Girl 2# have you meet Patrick

3 month later

Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick
by Lover 123456789 February 18, 2020
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