P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

Hearty P's

Heart palpitations - Hearty P's

"hey man I've got some serious hearty P's"

by Tragiczebra July 5, 2019

Kalle P

Men who pipps 05or and younger

Oh look its a Kalle P

by DAnkmemer KALLE P July 14, 2019

Sydney P.

A stalker, someone who obsessively follows another person to the point of their friends being stalked as well

Wow that guys got a Sydney P. on his tail

by gayping hole July 28, 2019

Sammy P

Something about cocaine here. Also may deal maryjuanna.

Hello Sammy P would you like to hook a brother up with the weed?

by PeakedInElementarySchool November 13, 2019

Max P

An Asian who plays basketball but would rather have balls in his basket and one who eats dog for his main course eat meal

Max Pavlik ate a golden retriever

Max is gay

Max P did it donkeystyle

by Big bigboi November 22, 2019

Ben p

A person that bails on hanging out with you to hang with the older kids so he can post a pic of them on his story.

Hey kev Ben p is fag who has a hot sister

by Bigblack2005 April 25, 2019