dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jummpstart912 October 26, 2022

Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.

If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.

by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022

Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce”

Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce

by acmed from footy chat November 20, 2021

Reagan Jones

A short cocky loud kid who drinks a lot

All Reagan Jones does is drink beer

by Braker541 December 17, 2019

A lifetime with Rachel Jones

An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.

DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!

by Mr.Trickstir June 01, 2025

summer breeze jones

a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.

guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"

guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"

by hooligan hoolio December 09, 2018

jack jones

the most handsome dude you will ever fucking meet

look at jack jones and how he pulls all the hoes at adr

by a random girl2424424 January 21, 2025