none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

Jizz Jar January

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january

i gotta do Jizz Jar January now?

by ur mum gei liek ali a December 03, 2018

jizz breathing dragon

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 22, 2014

jizz jar january

like no nut november, destroy dick december, in this challenge you gotta fill a whole jar by your choice, full of jizz untill the end of january

Yo man are you doing the jizz jar january?
Hell naw, I live with my parents tho.

by ｓｍｅｃｈｅｒｕｌ７４ December 29, 2017

jizz jacket june

Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.

"jeez, why do you smell like semen"
"i'm completing my jizz jacket june"

by Vlasta February 20, 2021

Jizz Guzzling Eel

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.

Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.

by Frank Handle October 20, 2023

all fizz and no jizz

Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.

Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016