Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

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Dr Dewey Ur Mum

This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.

Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?

Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.

by Romanrome23 March 16, 2022

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by Joe November 26, 2003

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Yes but uh... Ali-Minion-Mum

by morisons July 22, 2023

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Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size

by Diabulious November 01, 2020

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A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 20, 2020

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Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

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