your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

Morgz's Mum Aka Big Jill

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a about 100 year old lady that can't live without mc donald's and lives in her son's house and his name is Morgz aka photocopier because love use mr beasts ideas

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a lady that lives in her son's house and eat's too much Mc Donald's

by Lukemon March 29, 2021

Ur mum

Something that I do every night ;)

Ur mum has one thicc ass, tho

by Xukkus March 29, 2021

Your mum

Your mum is a sexy beast

Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.

by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021

ur mum

the one i banged last night

i banged ur mum last night

by bangedurmumlastnight April 20, 2021

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021