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You’re mum

You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”
Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT
by You you you’re mum October 10, 2021
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Mum

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your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma
guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"
by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021
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megs mum

The hottest milf around, megs mum has not interest in Meg.

The only interests she has is with the young lads around Meg.

That’s why Megs mum always keep Meg under her shoe. This way Meg will never disobey her mother’s wishes.
Have you see Megs mum, god damn.

She’s a milf and a half!
by Definitely_not_george October 30, 2021
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Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u
Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)
by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021
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Freddie your Mum is a Milf

Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.
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Your mum

Your mums a milf or dead
by giorgiasolerisrealgf July 19, 2021
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