Max McMuffins

Someone who is too cool for school. Touches kids as much as Bob Ross touches hearts. Eats as many McMuffins as some fat fella from South Canada. Max is short for Maximus, and McMuffins is short for McMuffinimus.

McDonalds Cashier: "What can I get for you today sir?"
Max McMuffins: "A McMuffin you dumb bitch."

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 26, 2019

Max O

Very small penis. More girth then length.

Your penis is very Max O.

by chuzzlebot September 2, 2011

Max Wein

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)

"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"

by Jerry October 16, 2004

Max Hag

A state of being when one is at the maximum level of haggardness.

“Eh brah, you look max hag aye.. get off the shards”

by Mad Bank June 10, 2018

my max

Jersey White guy term for his hot beautiful girl that he is fuckin'.

I am going over my max's house to get a little.

by fran castle July 4, 2006

max verstappen

max verstappen is a zero time word champion it could be one but i do not go with the absolute bullshit that went on in 2021 december 12 in abu dhabi yas marina circuit

derek: whos this max verstappen guy
me: oh hes a zero time world champion that is way to agressive

by racist point January 8, 2022

Max Bagley

An uncool species that smells really bad.

"ew, you're Max Bagley."

by Kendall.. December 27, 2007