Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.> Ima Tryn a To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

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Miss downing

romes the halls screaming where is you’re pass is in a fucking cult with miss febo there is no way this fucking cunt is real they store here in the basement where she sucks mr Manley dick to get paid because she never does her fucking job she probably smoke all the shit she find off the fucking sluts of the school she eats baby food and cold mashed potatoes because she has no teeth she looks like a fucking nun

Who screaming probably miss downing for someone damm pass

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AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING!

The act of yell at somebody because you saw someone lost his finger in the bathroom

She was so scared that she AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING! ed me

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020

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Miss Punnymany

Da super-helpful-and-dedicated secretary of da great stand-up comedian Bames Johnned; she often sits off-stage with a two-way earpiece-radio to maintain constant communication with him, and quietly makes joke-suggestions to Mr. Johnned if he is occasionally is at a loss for words.

Bames Johnned: Good evening, Folks, and thank you so much for coming; you all look absolutely fabulous from here! A funny thing happened on my drive over here tonight --- I saw a whole flock of wild geese in the grassy median of the freeway, and they were all making a huge commotion over something they'd found on the ground. Dunno why they were being so noisy about it, though; I guess that they just --- ummmm..."
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

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