pocket full of lies

a lie that can lead up to other lies. usually a lie made by a jack ass

"Donna's mom is gonna be a whore in seattle."

"Dude, thats a pocket full of lies and you know it!"

by Honcho//Spadez July 15, 2010

I herd you liek your profile picture

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.

Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.

by Mcxtreme November 18, 2010

Pulled a Lieson

When someone kicks the shit out of someone else, they then have pull a Liam Neisen (Abreviated; Lieson.)

Rodney got f*cked up. The cops pulled a Lieson on his a$$.

by michigartist March 27, 2015

Spiral of lies

When a person tells a lie and that lie leads to another and that lie leads to another and so on. This person is eventually so caught up in the lies that they slowly bury themselves in the hole they have created

The got caught up in her spiral of lies

by Elephantmanwithbaconontop February 18, 2017

Herd of lies

When someone speaks utter shit and everyone knows.

“Oh wow, that was an large amount of lies she just spoke on the stand. You could say it was a herd of lies.

by JforJ May 22, 2022

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.

Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!

by Ninjaneering February 27, 2023