lick up pu soil

A Jamaican term used when your pissed off at some fucker for doing wrong to you..
1)You nah going get away lick up pu soil and fall.
2)Dem aint goin mess we,dey co lick up pu soil and get from round here!!!
by Robert Jah Bless December 18, 2008
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shanghai neck-lick

well it's just what it sounds like. Having your neck licked by some groupie or whatever without your total consent in Shanghai or anywhere.
"Standing at the rim of the violence, I was groped by a drunk punker, complete with a shanghai neck-lick. My contempt for all-things-androgen reached its peak, and, smearing the saliva off my collar, I mined my purse for keys."
Someone Shanghai neck-licks and slobers on your neck or collar.
by badmotherboard September 16, 2006
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I'll lick your clit

The equivalent of I'll suck your dick, but for women.

A woman is the only means of attaining something you desire, so you are willing to go down on her for what you want.

Commonly used by males on female drug dealers or male's seeking to get laid.
by The Lazer Viking February 14, 2008
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Lick your calf over

Look at this floor! You've mopped, and there's still dirty spots in the floor! Come over here and Lick Your Calf over!
by Joel Childers May 22, 2008
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Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010
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Lick Daniel’s balls day

Every day on 19th of may every nigga in the world must lick Daniel’s balls
“Hey man what you doing today” “nothing much it’s lick Daniel’s balls day so gotta lick them balls!”
by Bob682 May 18, 2022
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I'd lick her asshole

A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required
by paulie cipriani February 17, 2008
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