spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.

by Giant Peach November 19, 2005

Denis Leary

A poor mans Bill Hicks.

Bill = "We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums."
Denis = "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono is stood right next to him, not one bullet. Explain that to me?"

by Goatboy April 26, 2004

leave me be

To accept a situation, allowing it to be the same and to leave the person alone.

ME: I am so pissed right now, nothing could help.
YOU: It's really not the end of the world, it's not that bad
ME: No seriously, you dont understand. Leave me be.

by SIN777 June 9, 2008

leanne

Hardworking, devoted female. Gets things done promptly and on time. Very persuasive and influential, born leader, creative, intellectual, and strong. Does not take no as an answer, and fights for what she believes in. Very good communication skills, outgoing, social, and can strike up a conversation with a complete stranger. Works very well with others, and implements a lot of new ideas and creativity into the workforce.

You're name must be Leanne the way you work!

by myleannevi2 April 27, 2011

Lealoni

Lealoni comes from the Hawaiian name Leilani which means "Heavenly Flower". Only the most beautiful princesses of Hawaii are named this because only they posses the unimaginable beauty of Heaven.

Only she posseses enough beauty to be named Lealoni.

by Lealoni October 9, 2008

Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

by cayrez November 1, 2009

Leather Studded Dildo

The dildo that a Marty and a Bethany created together for ultimate pleasure. Bethany's generally deny the leatherness of the studded dildo, but Marty's tend to embrace the leather.

Man: Have you tried my leather studded dildo? It's orgasmic!
Woman: That would be an odd texture, but I love putting stuff inside me :)

by NTwawa October 21, 2010