lake house trope

when you're reading fanfic and a lake house is mentioned at any point in it, you know you're about to get fucked up

"Chris could see Ethan sitting at the edge of the dock, legs dangling but not touching the water due to how tall the structure was." aw shit.... here we go again, it's another lake house trope

(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)

by x_cosmic April 20, 2022

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lake nasties

Unknown creature in South Holston lake in East Tennessee. Lake nasties nibble on legs and toes. A lake nasties nibble feels uniquely different than that of the fish or other creatures living in the lake. Could possibly be some sort of mutated sewage beast.

Swaddley Ho used to have a penis before it was eaten by lake nasties.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004

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Saranac Lake

A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.

Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?

Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.

by Keepingitreal69 October 9, 2021

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