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Jess

Jess is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.
Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man
by Hiiiigirl895 March 30, 2021
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Jesse

A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.
"Wow, I can't believe Jesse went behind my back like that, they're such a snake."
by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023
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jesse jr

a fat motherfucking kid that cant get any girls he cries a lot too
by The demon37 August 26, 2017
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Jess

A really nice girl when it comes to her friends. She loves everyone except really stupid people. Man magnet and loves every kind of person (except annoying obviously.)
Omg jess is so cool
by MessieBear November 25, 2019
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Jess

One who tries to be a baddie but flops miserably
Uhm..no she is a total Jess”
by BadBeebz April 3, 2022
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Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.
John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."
by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024
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Jess

The best girl you’ll ever meet. They get very easily embarrassed and are shy but have a big heart. Jess’ have that anger that comes completely out of no where, one second she’ll all happy next her heads on fire from anger or another emotion. If your a Jess than good for u.
Jess: u good 😜
Friend: u seem happy
Jess: DONT JUDGE ME 😡
by Hehe1234!! April 26, 2021
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