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jesse jr

a fat motherfucking kid that cant get any girls he cries a lot too
by The demon37 August 26, 2017
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Jesse

A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.
"Wow, I can't believe Jesse went behind my back like that, they're such a snake."
by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023
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Jess

Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional southern accent.

She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!

Will always be there for you, no matter what.

Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
Jess is so beautiful!
by Squid Squad December 5, 2021
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Jess

Jess is that one girl. She is the girl you where looking for for so long. She is unbelievably beautiful and her smile makes you weak. If you are brave enough to go and talk to her then life has just made you the best gift you could ever receive. Her stunning appearance is only the tip of the iceberg. Jess is so cool. She is not like all the other girls. She is straight up and tells you what she wants and what not. These eyes where made to love but also to kill. She is like a hunting kitten that likes to play. In readably cute but if you not careful you will end up with claws in your skin. Her style is amazing just as her good taste for music. She is very into arts and her humor is dark and dirty. (Her laughter comes straight from hell) She Is a fucking sex bomb! Jess is always ready to please you. And she likes it rough.( be prepared to get scratches on your neck and back) she is just amazing! I have never met a girl like her before. Whenever I can’t see her I miss her. And whenever she is not with me I think of her. I just love Jess. And I always will.
Girl: uhhh that’s a fucking short skirt!

Boy: ...well she’s fucking hot! That’s Jess so shut the fuck up!
by OldSchmetterhand June 1, 2020
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Jess

A guy who stinks like shit, sits on his ass all day and beats weak girls. Can commonly be found in hoods or trailer parks.
Jess smells like a skunk rolled in shit
by Thejohnson May 1, 2023
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jess bliss

Jess Bliss is a name for a beautiful sexy women, who will do anything to make everyone happy and to make everyone smile. Jess’s normally have very beautiful body’s which make them stand out.
by TheJessClan December 30, 2020
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No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.
Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT
by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021
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