internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

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Internet Explorer

An internet tool that takes forever t

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by _Andromeda April 29, 2019

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Internet Indian

A person from India who you deal with when you need IT or similar help over the phone who claims that they live in the United States. Commonly used word by entitled developed countries in reference to developing/shithole countries.

I needed help setting up my Hulu membership, but when I called an internet Indian answered the phone and didn’t end up being much help.

by Jc mv August 28, 2019

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victor internet

a talented, good looking, and nice underrated singer known for tinder song go stream VICTORS DEBUT for clear skin, thank you

have you listened to victor internets new album?

yes i heard it was great

by ugly rat :) September 27, 2019

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Victor Internet

victor cervantes know as Victor! and Victor Internet is an amazing, talented, and really nice artist.

His music is fucking amazing:)

now go stream victors debut for clear skin;)

Have you listened to victor internets new album?

Yes i heard it was really good.

by ugly rat :) September 27, 2019

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Internet Guy

A guy you hire to watch porn and masturbate, as you, the customer, watches for amusement.

Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3

by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017

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